“Seriously, dude, he has got to go. You need to be, like: You are the weakest link. Goodbye. Punchy, the tribe has spoken. Please pack up your knives and go. Your work of art didn’t work for us. Your time’s up! I have to ask you to leave the mansion. You must leave the chateau. Your tour ends here. You’ve been chopped!”
“Okay, I know, I…”
“You’ve been evicted from the Big Brother house. Your dessert just didn’t measure up. Sashay away! Give me your jacket and leave Hell’s Kitchen. I’m sorry. You did not get a rose. You have been eliminated from the race. You are no longer in the running to be America’s Next Top Model. You’re fired. Auf Wiedersehen!”
Barney was so funny here!!!!
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HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER ;)
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