“Seriously, dude, he has got to go. You need to be, like: You are the weakest link. Goodbye. Punchy, the tribe has spoken. Please pack up your knives and go. Your work of art didn’t work for us. Your time’s up! I have to ask you to leave the mansion. You must leave the chateau. Your tour ends here. You’ve been chopped!” “Okay, I know, I…” “You’ve been evicted from the Big Brother house. Your dessert just didn’t measure up. Sashay away! Give me your jacket and leave Hell’s Kitchen. I’m sorry. You did not get a rose. You have been eliminated from the race. You are no longer in the running to be America’s Next Top Model. You’re fired. Auf Wiedersehen!”

Barney was so funny here!!!!

“Seriously, dude, he has got to go. You need to be, like: You are the weakest link. Goodbye. Punchy, the tribe has spoken. Please pack up your knives and go. Your work of art didn’t work for us. Your time’s up! I have to ask you to leave the mansion. You must leave the chateau. Your tour ends here. You’ve been chopped!”
“Okay, I know, I…”
“You’ve been evicted from the Big Brother house. Your dessert just didn’t measure up. Sashay away! Give me your jacket and leave Hell’s Kitchen. I’m sorry. You did not get a rose. You have been eliminated from the race. You are no longer in the running to be America’s Next Top Model. You’re fired. Auf Wiedersehen!”

Barney was so funny here!!!!

(via howimetyourmother)

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